# StarTrackr!

## Welcome!

Welcome to StarTrackr! the planet's premier celebrity tracking and monitoring service. Need to know where in the world the best bands, musicians or producers are within 2.2 square meters? You've come to the right place. We have a very special special on B-grade celebs this week, so hurry in!

Disclaimer! This service is not intended for the those with criminal intent. Celebrities are kind of like people so their privacy should be respected.

## Latest News

Which member of the seminal calypso/lectro band C&C Music Sweatshop was spotted last night at Dirt, the trendy New York restaurant that serves only food caught and retrieved by the chef's own hands? Yes! It's the ever-effervescent, Glendatronix!

Who lost their recording contract today? The Zaxntines!

## Our Celebrities

We have an ever changing roster of newly chipped celebrities. But it can take as little as a week for the little critters to realise they've been tagged - so you have to be fast!

ID | Name | Occupation | Approx. Location | Price
--- | --- | --- | --- | ---
203A | Johny Stardust | Front-man | Los Angeles | $39.95
141B | Beau Dandy | Singer | New York | $39.95
2031 | Mo' Fat | Producer | New York | $19.95
007F | Kellie Kelly | Singer | Omaha | $11.95
8A05 | Darth Fader | DJ | London | $19.95
6636 | Glendatronix | Keytarist | London | $39.95

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